Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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