she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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