Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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