did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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