I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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