a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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