is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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