Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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