last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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