but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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