at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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