her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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