Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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