Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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