belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
