If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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