How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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