I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
