i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
