no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Your penis caused this!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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