your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
