Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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