Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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