Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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