no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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