I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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