Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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