Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
