I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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