You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
too bad you live with your parents still
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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