shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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