I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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