do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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