didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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