party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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