ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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