Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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