i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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