I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We had sex on a dog bed..
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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