it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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