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• (917): View more from New York City

  ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"

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• (914): View more from New York

  If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.

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  He could of at least asked

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.

  (571): View more from Virginia

  You don't even like football

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull

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• (972): View more from Texas

  How was it?

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  Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.

  (972): View more from Texas

  He should write a pamphlet or something...

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him

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  The hump and dump is a beautiful thing

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