dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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