was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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