i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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