he told me I talked like a deaf person
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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