I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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