we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Randomize
