What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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