Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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