sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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