if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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